boobies smoobies!!

Oprah said that 40% of the women in the world are wearing the wrong bras.

curiously....
i went to Sunway tday....
and i decided what the heck...
i walked into Blush!...
and straight away when the auntie saw me...
"xiao jie a... ni xuan cuo nei yi le!!"
"missy...u r definitely choosing the wrong bra!"

my face blushed into a purple-ish red tone...
i wanted to jus run out okay... -_-"
den i decided to end my curiosity...
if 34B aint my size... wat freaking size am i?!

i asked y am i wearing the wrong bra...
she literally said that my breast were SPILLING out of my bra....
eh?? -_-" blurrr...
"urrmm....is there any way to determind wat is my actual size?"
"dang ran ke yi la!!!" "of course can looo...!!"
she gave me a look.... a look tat tells me i'm soooo gonna regret doin this....
she pulled me into the fitting room...
"OK.. tuo yi xian la!" "OK... first u need to take off ur shirt!"
wtf??!! i stared at her...wide eyed!! huh?!watthecrap?

anyway... long story cut short...
i did as i was told...
i took off my shirt...
the auntie wit cold hands measured me up...
once around my ribcage (which is right under my breast!)...
and its stated 27"... this is called the frame size....
once more around my boobies.... the fullest area (ahem! the nipple level leerrr....)....
and that is 36"..... this is called the chest size....

den she took out a table (jadual la).....

and it states that.. to get the actual bra size:

frame size means the size of my ribcage....
to get the correct bra size, add 5" to the frame size...

27+5=32

(oh.. so i'm a 32 actually....)

den take the chest size and minus off the bra size....

36-32=4

ok....
the table goes like this...
if the difference is:
0" = AA
1" = A
2" = B
3" = C
4" = D
5" = DD

sooooooooo... yea.... 32D...

den she asked me if i wanted to buy a bra...
and she said she gotta book the size!!
i jus stared at her blankly...
u need to freaking tempah my bra ka???!!! SSHHIITT!!!

and... i walked out...

i noe...

-_-"