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Showing posts with label :: humour ::. Show all posts

Thursday, May 1

oooo....

received this email from ang bout all the horoscope and their REAL personalities...

GEMINI - Irresistible Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.
Very Good in the you know where... *hoho...*Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.


see??
I'm IRRESISTABLE!!
wahahahhahah...
interesting...

Tuesday, March 20

:: shit!!! ::

we were all having a meeting...
a little discussion....
wat to buy to the newlyweds??
wat wat wat????
bed sheets?? tupperware??
photo albums?? photo frames??
whats the budget??
wat bout the performance??
wat song?? which song??!!
how long??
....blah blah blah....

"this song can a???"
"play and see 1st..."
"ok..can please play a??"
she was talking 2 me...
so i walked over...bend down...
took the cd....and walked to the cd player.....

squatted down... it was on the floor...
and i was trying to make it work....
not really pro wit these tehcno thingamajiggys...
but then....

"urhm... hey babe?" his voice was right behind me...
"yea...??" he bend down... tucked his head right by my shoulders....
"mmm... i din know u wear thongs...." he chuckled....
"whaa???!!" instinctively, i place my right hand behind me....
shit!!! my thongs are showing!!! oh the embaressment!!!
"oh crap!! ehehh... there werent suppose to be seen.....!!!"
but it was too late.. i couldnt wipe that smug look on his face!
i quickly got up from my position... pulled my pants...
face all purple red...
"dun u dare....." but his idiotic playful grin was so freaking obvious...
he walked up to me...
slowly pulled me to him...
"....pink lace ....." he whispered....
SHIT!!!!
"idiot!!!!" i rebutted!!!

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he grinned...
and he walked off....


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i'm nvr wearing my thongs again..






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